Wiener Boy

You play a man named John Boner, who was recently bitten by a radioactive hotdog(don't think to hard on that part). He now has the common powers of a hotdog. Like, shooting sausage links out of his hands and swinging from them. The problem is, that the sausages are made from his arms, so he is constantly in pain from them sucking out his arm matter. But he knows, as his Grandpa Sarge once said while wasted, "With terrible powers, comes little to no responsibility. Get drunk and wash the pain away, son." With this mindset, he becomes Weiner Boy and fights crime, even though it is slowly killing him. He realizes someone is behind the people trying to kill him and tries to kill the evil boss of Hot Dog Industries.