The Girl with the Guitar

A short, condensed bullet-ridden action-adventure experience where you kill robots by smashing them with a flying guitar.

Alright, here we go. You guys probably aren’t gonna believe me, but it’s worth a shot…

So, my name’s Eve. I’m a musician. This is me, smashing some robots with an electric guitar:

(the cameraman was pretty far, hence the pixelation)

*ahem* so anyways, one day I had just had enough. I got on a bus and rode as far away as possible from everything and everyone with the hopes of somehow making it as a musician.

Then… and this is where I’ll probably lose you, but seriously, I’m telling the truth… this flying guitar showed up and sent me on a time-bending adventure in order to save the galaxy from an evil music-hating sorceress in the future.

Pretty soon I’m smashing robots with a flying guitar and dodging bullet-hell projectiles…

…and, see, that’s just the thing. All my life, I’ve been dodging bullets. I’ve been stumbling forwards blindly without a plan, only focused on dodging the attacks of others rather than taking control of myself.

Well, I’m back now, after traveling through time saving the galaxy and shredding some awesome tunes along the way. And, well… I guess I could type out my experience in some blog post or something, but nobody would believe me. So instead, here’s this little game to play. If you want. It’s only, like, two hours.

I promise it’s pretty neat. I did go to some pretty exotic places in my travels, after all.

Anyways. That’s just my little story. The story of the GIRL WITH THE GUITAR.