Picke Evolution

Look I have evolved into a pickle! Why? Well, because I can… What other reason do I need!?
But I have to further advance in the evolutionary chain and I need your help. Guide me through the ages and keep me safe from things that are deadly to pickles (like limber holes and sharp knives). Together we will see the end of this adventure and discover what the latest stage of evolution for a pickle is! Or we will fail and discover if there is an afterlife for pickles… I say this is a win-win proposal!