Butchers Don't Surf!
About the Game
"Butchers Don't Surf!" will drive you crazy, but it will also provide you with a lot of fun! In each new match, launch the character from a cannon and try to reach increasingly greater distances in three rounds. Accumulate money, visit the store, and purchase new cannons, equipment, and firearms. Upgrade your inventory and attempt to around the world! Not only that, unlock new characters, achieve goals, complete challenging trials, earn medals, and undertake missions. Upon reaching 100% completion of the game, the desire to experience it all over again will be irresistible!Premise
A strange object from space is causing chaos wherever it goes. Land vehicles start to move by themselves and cause roadkill on the roads. Planes, helicopters and other aircraft also begin to fly on their own. Meanwhile, wild animals are invading the cities and attacking the population. On a farm in the Alps, pigs gain intelligence and start taking up arms. The owner of the farm is surrendered. The swines spot a monolith in the sky and plan to capture it. However, to reach it, it will be necessary to cross the aerial chaos. They get a cannon and launch the farmer, who is a retired Human cannonball, towards the object. They start training him to complete several missions.Gameplay
When starting the first match, all you can do is launch the character from a catapult. In three rounds, try to reach the goal of 500 meters. Then go to the store and buy a trampoline. Start a new match and attempt 750 meters. Go back and buy a fan. Now get 1000 meters. Watch out for flying objects. Buy a gun or a belt that fires disintegration ray to get rid of the birds and planes. Also collect coins with the magnetic belt.Medals
After purchasing the trampoline, a trial will be available on the medal board. Start the challenge, launch the character from a catapult and use the springboard to hit the target on the ground. Acquiring new equipment, cannons and guns, and increasing the record in matches, new evidence will appear. In total, there are 84 medals to be won.Equipment
There are eighteen types of equipment. Each with unique gameplay.Canons
There are eight canons and a catapult.Guns
You can find twenty-seven types of guns in the capitalist pig's Tent.Characters
There are thirty-six unlockable characters. To release them, enter the correct code on the prison panel. The codes are engraved in briefcases that can be found during matches.Missions
Some imposters are trying to help the monolith escape the planet. Stop them.
New Characters
Two new characters are now available: Cosplay and Succubus. When choosing one of them, it will be necessary to complete a challenge to unlock their full use in the game. The challenges have a considered level of difficulty, and no additional items need to be purchased in the store to complete them.
"Butchers Don't Surf!" will drive you crazy, but it will also provide you with a lot of fun! In each new match, launch the character from a cannon and try to reach increasingly greater distances in three rounds. Accumulate money, visit the store, and purchase new cannons, equipment, and firearms. Upgrade your inventory and attempt to around the world! Not only that, unlock new characters, achieve goals, complete challenging trials, earn medals, and undertake missions. Upon reaching 100% completion of the game, the desire to experience it all over again will be irresistible!Premise
A strange object from space is causing chaos wherever it goes. Land vehicles start to move by themselves and cause roadkill on the roads. Planes, helicopters and other aircraft also begin to fly on their own. Meanwhile, wild animals are invading the cities and attacking the population. On a farm in the Alps, pigs gain intelligence and start taking up arms. The owner of the farm is surrendered. The swines spot a monolith in the sky and plan to capture it. However, to reach it, it will be necessary to cross the aerial chaos. They get a cannon and launch the farmer, who is a retired Human cannonball, towards the object. They start training him to complete several missions.Gameplay
When starting the first match, all you can do is launch the character from a catapult. In three rounds, try to reach the goal of 500 meters. Then go to the store and buy a trampoline. Start a new match and attempt 750 meters. Go back and buy a fan. Now get 1000 meters. Watch out for flying objects. Buy a gun or a belt that fires disintegration ray to get rid of the birds and planes. Also collect coins with the magnetic belt.Medals
After purchasing the trampoline, a trial will be available on the medal board. Start the challenge, launch the character from a catapult and use the springboard to hit the target on the ground. Acquiring new equipment, cannons and guns, and increasing the record in matches, new evidence will appear. In total, there are 84 medals to be won.Equipment
There are eighteen types of equipment. Each with unique gameplay.Canons
There are eight canons and a catapult.Guns
You can find twenty-seven types of guns in the capitalist pig's Tent.Characters
There are thirty-six unlockable characters. To release them, enter the correct code on the prison panel. The codes are engraved in briefcases that can be found during matches.Missions
Some imposters are trying to help the monolith escape the planet. Stop them.
New Characters
Two new characters are now available: Cosplay and Succubus. When choosing one of them, it will be necessary to complete a challenge to unlock their full use in the game. The challenges have a considered level of difficulty, and no additional items need to be purchased in the store to complete them.
Available on devices:
- Windows
